When Given The Selection, I Do Desire My Watermelon Boneless

May we pause for a second to understand the truth that somebody was PAID to do that?

Paid. Precise cash. Like, it is their JOB… to try this.




Certain, you may suppose the baker would know higher:

However let’s face it, anybody who claims that is a hockey stick (with a white puck, natch) has already misplaced contact with actuality. Possibly she figured you have been washing your little white hockey balls.



“So that you need ‘Completely satisfied Birthday, Matthew?'”

“Sure, but it surely’s ‘Mathew’ with one T.”

“Received it!”



Technically right, however I nonetheless say the deli sticker man wants an intervention:



Granted, not all bakeries are accustomed to Bastille Day, the French Nationwide Day celebrated each July 14th. In spite of everything, it is a French factor.

Er, I did point out it was French, proper?

Okay, good.

You may look now:

Greatest. Deal. Evahhhh.


Due to Cait H., Bridgett B., Heather J., Lisa B., & Nancy E. for pardoning our French.


Cupcake Rubber Ducks

Pay attention, this publish has rubber geese in it and that’s all of the excuse I would like.