I do know bakers see quite a lot of uncommon names today, however generally you have nonetheless obtained to marvel: 

 …are they doing “the medicine?”

 (That is me channeling somewhat little bit of my mother for you, proper there. She places a “the” in entrance of every part, like going to “the Walmart” or seeing “the Star Wars” or disowning “the daughter.”)

Not cool, man. NOT COOL.

There are so many wrecky butterfly truffles coming on this month that my first thought for this subsequent one was that it truly wasn’t so unhealthy:


(Humorous factor: this one’s rather a lot much less phallic than most butterfly wrecks, too.)

From a bakery that makes use of quite a lot of clipart:

(Sure, actually.)

On the plus facet, I’ve *seen* most bakery clip artwork on the market, and consider me, that is an enchancment.

Do you suppose this subsequent baker completed the cake, seemed down, and thought, “Hey, what a coincidence!”?

(And no, for you constructive Pollys on the market – the birthday boy was not named Nemo.)

Now, you would possibly suppose you could possibly keep away from your personal birthday wreck by simply having nothing on it.

And, hey, you is perhaps proper.



Because of Kasha D., Windy S., Anony M., Heather Ok., Aisha A., Sue P., & Kristen H. for not naming any names.


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