Fairy Story Endings

WARNING: At the moment’s publish is just not household pleasant, on account of it being slightly TOO “household pleasant.” IF you knowwuddamean.

Ah, youngsters. So harmless. So candy.

So blissfully unaware of how a lot their citadel truffles appear like a gaggle of man cannons.

I consider that is from the Netherlands. (Eh? Eh?)

Oh, oh! OR, if it had been in Troy, then this is able to be a TROJAN citadel.

(Get it? See what I did there? BOOYA.)

I would say this buyer obtained royally shafted:

[Zing!]

I imply, simply take a look at that high tower: completely cockeyed!

[Pow! Zam! Whap!]

Nonetheless, this subsequent citadel cake actually cannot be beat:

[Sha-ZAM!]

Yep, that is some stiff competitors, proper there. Undoubtedly has the higher hand.

[Rat-a-tat-tat! BzzzING! Ker-PLUEY! Eckie Eckie Eckie Eckie piTANG RoooBoing ezrowsurh]

Lauri, Lisa M., & Sarah H., they are saying “a person’s house is his citadel.”

Frankly, I can not high that.

Additionally, 3 geek factors in case you accurately ID the Eckie Eckie line.

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P.S. Hey, you recognize what helps with mould? 

Blue balls!

In the event that they’re these ones:

Blueapple Freshness Saver Balls

Simply pop one in your crisper drawer and the opposite in your fruit bowl, and these will take in the ethylene fuel that quickens ripening, so all of your fruits and veg keep recent longer. Looks as if witchcraft, I do know, however verify the 1000’s of rave evaluations: they actually work! Every set lasts 3 months, and also you get 2 apples for $13.