Darth Vader Will get Wrecked

Minions, subsequent month Star Wars will likely be 46 years previous. And I do know simply easy methods to rejoice:

 …by mercilessly mocking Darth Vader truffles.

 This one, for instance, appears to be like like a codfish. 

Granted, I do not truly know what a codfish appears to be like like, however I think about it should be type of foolish and wet-looking, which makes them virtually twins.

And this one matches “scruffy-looking nerf herder” to a T:

Wait – I simply realized there is no “t” in “scruffy-looking nerf herder.”

Okay, it matches it to a “scruffy-looking”

When I used to be a child I discovered this nifty stone-texture spray paint at House Depot, and proceeded to color all the things I might get my palms on, together with my room’s wall switches, door handles, and lamps. My mother and father have been fortunate individuals, y’all. Anyway, apparently this baker had the identical fascination:

However not less than this one is icing. So you actually cannot take it for granite.


Talking of stone, I am unsure what occurred to this Darth:

…nevertheless it appears to be like like he is having an avalanche.

And here is the one they discovered flattened underneath the rubble:


That is technically the perfect Darth of the bunch, and that is actually saying one thing:

One thing about sweat, and tears, and purple poo.

(Oh, you’ve got by no means eaten a bunch of black fondant earlier than? Then by no means thoughts.)

I saved my favourite for final, after all.

(“I’ve received a foul feeling about this…”)


Darth Droopy!

“Heavy bweathing.”

You already know what? That makes me unhappy.

Hey Heather S.,  Arielle C., Luci, Brenda J., Clare, Leah S., & Julie Anne D., who’s your daddy?


P.S. In the event you like your Star Wars a little bit spicy, then that is for you:

Darth Vader Spice Grinder

THE SPICE MUST FLOW. Even when it is crossing the streams. Additionally that smooshy lil Vader grinder is cute and solely prices $16 Prime.