I prefer to name this one: “Or… not.”


Bonus Monty Python Joke: “Put together to wreck in 1… 2… 5!


Extra baffling inventory cake sayings:


“Allow you to Recover from the hill!”


Eesh, makes you surprise what ever occurred to plain ol’ “Completely happy Birthday.”


Oh proper. That.


Generally a bakery show compels you to jot down bakery slogans in your head.
And by “you,” I in fact imply “me,” as a result of who else thinks about humorous truffles this a lot? (No, actually, TELL ME. I want extra mates.)



[dramatic announcer voice] “Come for the horrifying poop toad, keep for the buttfaces!

Okay, so possibly I am going to keep out of promoting. WHAT.


Ruh-roh, seems to be like little Bob-the-Minion by accident floated over to the nude seashore!


(Anticipate it. Waaaait for it.)



Due to Morgan D., Bree W., Denise G., Allegra G., & Shannon N. for conserving issues beachy peen.


P.S. This crossbody bag is one in all my all-time favourite purses, and is available in 36 totally different colours:

Crossbody Tassel Bag

It is surprisingly light-weight whereas feeling high-end, with a butter clean zipper and exquisite crisp stitching. Most “medium” purses are too small for me, however this one is tremendous roomy for all my gear, and has a useful entrance zip pocket I take advantage of for my telephone. (Which inserts even in my big telephone circumstances!)

The fashion works for dressing up or on a regular basis, and I looove all the colour choices. I’ve the orange, which is presently offered out, however the kelly inexperienced and lemon yellow are subsequent on my want listing. In addition they have sizzling pink, denim blue, pink, and naturally extra impartial choices. For lower than $18, it is exhausting to not purchase a bunch!